What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 14:36

Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
What is your favorite underrated movie and why? What makes it underrated? How did you find it?